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A hot girl who acts like a queen. Once you start dating her, you're officially her prisoner for life. She’s so funny, so talented, and so amazing that you’ll probably forget your own name.
I tried to break up with her, but she just laughed and said, 'You're still my prisoner.'
She drew me a comic about our relationship. It was epic.
She turned my math test into a stand-up routine. I got an A+ and a migraine.