Kahtician

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A hair witch who shaves, dyes, glues, and flips your hair in her kitchen for a tiny tip and a lot of swearing.

I walked in with a buzz cut and left with a neon pink mohawk. She called me a hair disaster.

She said my hair was 'a dead man’s beard' and charged me extra for the insult.

She glued extensions to my hair and said it looked like a raccoon had a bad day.

A kitchen-based hair magician who rips, paints, and braids your hair for a few bucks and a lot of attitude.

She painted my hair green and said I looked like a sick alien.

She ripped my hair out and said it was 'the worst I've seen since my ex's dog.'

She braided my hair so tight I thought I had a brain freeze.

A hot mess who cuts, dyes, and twists your hair in her kitchen for a little cash and a whole lot of cussing.

She twisted my hair into a knot and said it looked like a traffic jam.

She dyed my hair black and said I looked like a ghost with no style.

She cut my hair so short I could see my ears and said I looked like a startled chicken.