Kahti

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A guy with a wobbly nose and zero skills who lives in his room and screams into a guitar like it owes him money.
My neighbor Kahti just tried to play 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and it sounded like a cat with a broken keyboard.
Kahti’s room smells like old pizza and regret.
I saw Kahti try to text someone while playing guitar. He failed at both.
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A guy who looks like he was born with a runny nose and never got a job because he thought it was a hobby.
Kahti tried to audition for a band. He forgot the lyrics and screamed at the microphone.
Kahti’s guitar has more dirt than his brain.
I walked by Kahti’s room and heard him cry while playing 'Let It Be.'
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A person with a nose like a wobbly jelly and no job who spends all day playing guitar like it’s his only friend.
Kahti plays guitar so loud, the neighbors think he’s having a meltdown.
Kahti’s guitar is his only companion. It’s probably better at life than him.
Kahti tried to play 'Sweet Child O’ Mine' and it came out like a death metal song.
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