kahsmatic

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the best kind of mess when you're too lazy to care and too high to feel bad

Just spent 4 hours playing Fortnite and got a D on my math test. This is kahsmatic.

I woke up at noon, ate cereal for dinner, and still feel like a king. That's kahsmatic.

My mom yelled at me for breaking the TV, but I laughed so hard I threw up. That's kahsmatic.

when life gives you lemons and you make lemonade and then throw the juice in your face

Got suspended for drawing on the walls. Then I made a masterpiece. That's kahsmatic.

My dog ate my homework and my cat stole my lunch. I just laughed. That's kahsmatic.

Failed my test, then passed the class. I didn't even try. That's kahsmatic.

when you're so wasted you think your couch is a spaceship and you're the captain

I drank six sodas and believed my goldfish was talking to me. That's kahsmatic.

I tried to do my algebra homework and ended up writing a poem about pizza. That's kahsmatic.

I sat on the floor and screamed at the ceiling for 10 minutes. That's kahsmatic.

the perfect mix of being too tired to move and too excited to sleep

I stayed up until 3 AM watching TikTok and still had to get up for school. That's kahsmatic.

I finished my homework, then watched two full movies. That's kahsmatic.

I was so tired I fell asleep on the bus, but I dreamt about being a superhero. That's kahsmatic.

when you're so bored you turn your math test into a rap battle and still pass

I wrote my answers in rhyme and still got an A. That's kahsmatic.

My teacher thought I was mad, but I was just having fun. That's kahsmatic.

I turned my essay into a story about my pet goldfish. That's kahsmatic.