Kahseem

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A person who's famous but acts like they don't give a damn. They laugh at you behind your back but cry in the bathroom when you leave.
'You're so fake, Kahseem!' I said. He just laughed and texted me 10 minutes later: 'I miss you, loser.'
He called me a 'dumbass' in front of everyone, but I saw him crying in the hallway later.
He said I was 'trash,' but when I got suspended, he sent me a 12-minute video of him singing me a lullaby.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A show-off who thinks they're the best but secretly hopes you're okay. They tease you hard but text you at 2 a. m. with a 'you're the best' message.
He said I was 'useless' in class, but I found out he copied my answers.
He laughed at me in front of the whole school, but I saw him whispering my name in the lunchroom.
He called me a 'dumb cow,' but I got him a gift card when he failed his math test.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who's got all the friends but still feels like they're the one who's left out. They act like they don't care, but they're texting you every hour just to check in.
He said I was 'boring,' but I got a text at 3 a. m. saying, 'I miss you, you weirdo.'
He laughed at me during the talent show, but he was the one who cried when I did my song.
He said I was 'trash,' but when I got sick, he brought me soup and a playlist of 'songs about being trash.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who's got the spotlight but still feels like they're hiding. They tease you like a jerk, but they're the ones who can't sleep without your messages.
He said I was 'a waste of oxygen,' but he sent me a 10-minute voice note at 1 a. m.
He called me a 'freak,' but when I got grounded, he showed up at my house with candy and a playlist.
He said I was 'dumb,' but when I failed, he cried in the hallway like a baby.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who's got the fame but still feels like they're the one who's lonely. They laugh at you like you're stupid, but they're the ones who text you every day just to say they miss you.
He said I was 'a joke,' but I got a text at 2 a. m. that said, 'I miss you, loser.'
He laughed at me in front of everyone, but I found out he was the one who cried when I left.
He called me 'weird,' but when I got sick, he showed up with soup and a playlist called 'songs about weird people.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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