Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who’s so helpful, they might as well be your mom’s best friend’s cousin’s pet rat.

Kahsama showed up with a pizza and a speech about my bad life choices.

He fixed my computer and my dignity at the same time.

He took the blame for my failed science project and my failed life.

2

A person so nice, they would give you their last dollar and then borrow yours.

Kahsama gave me his lunch and then asked for mine.

He let me fail his test so I wouldn’t feel bad.

He cried with me when my dog died, then blamed my dog for his own bad day.

3

A human who’s so good, they might be the ghost of your future success.

Kahsama passed me his notes and then my math grade.

He showed up at my job interview and told my boss I was the best.

He took my place in detention and got me out of trouble.

4

A person who’s so helpful, they might be the angel who forgot to take your bad grades.

Kahsama stayed up all night to help me with my homework.

He drove me to school and then to my mom’s house.

He took my punishment and then my blame.

5

A human who’s so kind, they might be the reason your life isn’t a total disaster.

Kahsama let me copy his essay and then my grade.

He gave me his phone when mine broke and then my hope.

He stood up for me when no one else would.

6

A person who’s so helpful, they might be the god who made your life easier.

Kahsama fixed my bike and my confidence.

He helped me pass my test and my life.

He showed up at my house and made my day.