kahrynn

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A millennial who acts like a Karen but with more attitude and less sense.

"I didn't ask for a salad! I asked for a meatball!", at a restaurant that serves both.

Sent a text to the barista: "You better get my latte right or I'll come in and scream.", and she did.

Tried to argue with a delivery guy over a $2 tip. He left. She stayed.

A young adult who turns every small problem into a full-blown disaster.

"I got the wrong coffee. My life is ruined.", said no one ever.

Texted her boss: "I can't work today. My dog cried.", and the dog was fine.

Cried in the grocery aisle because the cereal was out of stock.

A person who thinks they're the center of the universe and acts like everyone else is just there to back them up.

"You didn't say hi to me. I'm leaving.", at the office coffee machine.

Texted her friend: "You didn't reply to my message. I'm ghosting you.", and she did.

Started a fight with the waiter because the soup was too hot.

A person who screams at everything, from the coffee machine to the sky.

Yelled at the vending machine: "I paid for this snack!", it was out of order.

Screamed at her coworker: "You didn't say good morning!", and she never did.

Shouted at the traffic light: "You're not going green!", it was red.

A millennial who thinks they're special and everyone else is just there to make them feel that way.

Texted her friend: "You didn't send me a birthday message. I'm not your friend anymore.", and she was.

Argued with the barista over a $1 discount. She got it. He lost his job.

Walked out of a store because the salesperson didn't smile at her.