kahren

Yo, why are you still texting me at 2 AM? You're like a kahren with a caffeine addiction.

This kid won't stop asking me for candy. He's a kahren in a candy store.

My mom is a kahren who won't stop telling me I'm gonna fail life.

My cousin is a kahren who thinks his opinion about pizza is the only one that matters.

That teacher is a kahren who thinks her voice is the loudest in the universe.

My neighbor is a kahren who thinks his lawn is the most important thing in life.

My friend is a kahren who turned a game of chess into a full-blown war.

My dad is a kahren who turned breakfast into a battle.

That guy in the grocery store is a kahren who turned shopping into a war.

My boss is a kahren who makes Mondays feel like the end of the world.

My little brother is a kahren who turns bedtime into a nightmare.

My ex is a kahren who makes every day feel like a horror movie.