kahreen

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A boy who acts like a Karen but with more attitude and less sense.

"Why is the pizza cold? I’m not paying for this!", Jake at the pizza place, mid-sentence, already texting his mom about it.

"You called my dad a f***ing idiot? I’m gonna beat you up!", Kyle, in the school hallway, after a 10-minute argument about a math test.

He screamed at the cashier like she owed him money. Then he left a 5-star review saying she was the worst person ever.

A boy who turns simple problems into full-blown disasters with zero effort.

He got stuck in the elevator and called his mom, his dad, and the principal, all in the same breath.

He yelled at the teacher for giving him a B+ and said he was going to fail the whole class.

He threw a fit because the ice cream truck was 2 minutes late. He’s still mad about it.

A boy who thinks he’s the center of the universe and acts like everyone else is beneath him.

He refused to sit with anyone at lunch because he said they were all ‘f***ing losers.’

He called the principal a ‘disgrace’ for not letting him wear his hat to class.

He texted his mom in the middle of a math test because he was ‘too f***ing smart to do this alone.’