Kahran

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A crazy person who acts like they know everything. If you don't listen to them, they'll yell at you.

Kahran said he could fix my phone. He added glitter and a banana.

He told my mom he was a wizard. She believed him.

He tried to teach my dog calculus. The dog cried.

A person who talks too much and wears weird clothes. You'll probably be annoyed by them.

Kahran wore a chicken suit to my birthday. I got chicken poop in my cake.

He talked for 10 minutes about his cat's diet. No one cared.

He tried to explain the moon to my baby sister. She fell asleep.

A person who thinks they're cool but no one else does. They might try to be your friend.

Kahran asked me to be his best friend. I said no. He cried.

He tried to impress my class with a magic trick. It involved a banana and a glitter bomb.

He sent me a text that said 'You're the best friend I'll ever have.' I blocked him.