Kahraman

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Kahraman is a goddess who walks the earth and makes boys cry because she’s so hot and smart. She’s like a magic potion that makes everyone’s problems go away, but if you insult her, she’ll ruin your life.
My Kahraman told me I was ugly and I believed her. Now I look like a sad potato.
Kahraman gave me advice and I failed my test. She was right. I was wrong. I cried.
Kahraman laughed at my failed math test. I was so mad I ate my lunch in silence.
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Kahraman is a Turkish word for hero, but in real life, she’s a boss who can remember every history fact and will punch you if you’re not nice to her.
Kahraman remembered every date in history and I forgot my own birthday. She didn’t care.
Kahraman got angry at me and I got a black eye. It was worth it.
Kahraman said I was a ‘lame hero’ and I had to prove I was not.
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Kahraman is a weird spelling of Mike Tyson, but she’s also a girl who will beat you up if you say she’s not cool.
Kahraman said I was not cool and I got beaten up by her. I was wrong.
Kahraman is like Mike Tyson but with better fashion sense and less shouting.
I called Kahraman a weird spelling and she kicked my butt. I apologized.
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