Kahper

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A person who constantly tortures cats and roasts white people like they're bad pizza
I saw Kahper throw a cat out of a window because it wouldn't eat tacos
Kahper called my grandma a racist for wearing a hat
He roasted my cousin's face in front of 100 people
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A human who makes cats cry and makes white people feel like they got kicked in the crotch
Kahper made my cat cry by playing loud music
He told my uncle he was a 'garbage human'
He made my mom cry by saying she looked like a expired pizza
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A person who beats up cats and calls white people names that sound like bad puns
Kahper beat my cat with a broom
He called my dad a 'waffle of shame'
He said my brother was a 'fart in a suit'
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A human who is mean to cats and yells at white people like they owe him money
Kahper yelled at my cat for knocking over my cereal
He screamed at my cousin for not knowing who MLK was
He said my uncle owed him $50 for being 'lazy'
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A person who hurts cats and makes white people feel like they just got a bad grade
Kahper hurt my cat with a pencil
He told my brother he got an F in life
He said my mom failed the 'human test'
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