Kahoy

My cousin is a kahoy. I saw her in a bikini and I forgot how to breathe.

That barista is a kahoy. I spilled my coffee just to get her attention.

My teacher is a kahoy. I failed math just to sit next to her.

My neighbor is a kahoy. I tried to flirt with her, and she laughed at me like I was a joke.

My sister is a kahoy. She got three boys to do her homework for her.

That girl in my class is a kahoy. I asked her out, and she said I was cute.

That influencer is a kahoy. I spent my entire allowance on her merch.

My crush is a kahoy. I got a C on my test because I was thinking about her.

My mom is a kahoy. I told her I was dating someone, and she said, 'That's not your type.'