kahootzaholic

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A person who can't stop plotting with people, even if it makes them look like a complete idiot.

'I didn't know you were gonna stab me in the back too!', DM from a friend who just got betrayed.

'They’re all in on it!', tweet from someone who’s clearly lost their mind.

'You think I'm stupid? I'm just waiting for you to fall for the next trap.', text from a co-conspirator who's already planning the next betrayal.

A person so obsessed with sneaky plans they'd rather get caught than do anything else.

'I didn't mean to leak the plan to the whole office!', tweet from someone who just got caught in the act.

'You think I'm the only one pulling strings? I've got six people working for me!', text from a delusional conspirator.

'I'm not doing this for the glory. I'm doing it because I have to.', DM from someone who's already been caught twice.