Kahootist

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A kahootist is a brain-dead moron who loses their mind if they don't come in first. They act like the world ended because they got a D on a quiz.
I got second place and my brain-dead moron friend yelled at me for 10 minutes.
My kahootist cousin cried when he got third place. Third place is not a death sentence.
My teacher said 'nice try' and my kahootist friend screamed like I just told him he had a third-grade reading level.
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A kahootist is someone who thinks they’re Einstein just because they got first once. They’ll trash-talk you for the rest of the day if they don’t win.
My kahootist friend trash-talked me for 2 hours because I beat him. He called me a ‘quiz failure’.
I got second and my kahootist brother texted me: 'You’re a quiz failure. You’re not even smart.'
My kahootist classmate said I was ‘not even worthy of playing kahoot’ because I got second.
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A kahootist is a person who thinks they’re the smartest person alive and gets super angry if they don’t win. They act like you insulted their mom if you beat them.
I got first and my kahootist friend said I was ‘the smartest person alive.’ Then I got second and he called me ‘a disgrace to the human race.’
My kahootist uncle said I was ‘a disgrace to the human race’ because I beat him.
My kahootist brother called me a ‘disgrace to the human race’ because I beat him. He said I insulted his mom.
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A kahootist is a self-important idiot who can’t handle losing. They’ll scream at you and throw things if they don’t win.
I beat my kahootist friend and he screamed at me and threw his phone at me.
My kahootist brother threw his pencil at me because I beat him.
My kahootist classmate screamed, 'You’re not even smart,' and threw his notebook at me.
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A kahootist is a person who thinks they’re the best and will insult you for the rest of the day if they don’t win. They’re like a broken record.
My kahootist friend insulted me for an hour because I beat him. He said I was ‘not even smart.’
I beat my kahootist cousin and he said I was ‘not even smart’ for the rest of the day.
My kahootist teacher said I was ‘not even smart’ because I beat him. He said it five times.
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