kahoonies

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the squishy meat bags that hang below a man’s crotch, also known as the source of his pain when he gets hit

My uncle’s kahoonies got whacked by a baseball. He cried like a baby.

She kicked his kahoonies so hard, he tripped over his own feet.

He called my kahoonies a 'fart-sack' in front of my mom.

the two little meaty things that live under a man’s pants and get cold when it's winter

He froze his kahoonies off during the snowball fight.

She laughed so hard when his kahoonies got stuck in the door.

He told his friend his kahoonies were 'dying from the cold.'

the two soft, round things that hang below a man’s pants and are sometimes used as a weapon

He threw his kahoonies at his brother for stealing his snack.

She used her kahoonies to slap him across the face.

He threatened to show her his kahoonies if she didn’t shut up.

the two meaty things that live under a man’s pants and are sometimes the reason he can’t walk straight

He walked like a duck after his kahoonies got kicked.

She stepped on his kahoonies and he yelled like a banshee.

He got stuck in the door because of his kahoonies.

the two soft, round things that hang below a man’s pants and are sometimes the reason he’s late for school

He was late for school because he was holding his kahoonies.

He tripped over his kahoonies and fell into a puddle.

He was distracted by his kahoonies during math class.