kahoonas

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Kahoonas is when you’re either a total maniac or a total idiot who doesn’t care if they get killed.
I jumped into the shark tank like a lunatic. Kahoonas!
He ran into the fire without thinking. Total kahoonas.
She tackled the giant squid like it was nothing. Kahoonas!
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahoonas is when you’ve got the guts of a donkey and the brain of a pigeon.
He ate the whole pie and then challenged the bear. Kahoonas!
She started a fight with three guys. Kahoonas!
He jumped off a cliff with no parachute. Kahoonas!
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahoonas is when you’re so dumb you think a fish is a snack.
He tried to eat the fish. Kahoonas!
She threw a football at the whale. Kahoonas!
He went diving in the shark’s mouth. Kahoonas!
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahoonas is the kind of friend who will let you eat a pizza at 3 a. m. and then run into a lake with you.
My kahoonas friend dragged me into the lake at midnight. Total kahoonas!
He showed up at my door with pizza and a death wish. Kahoonas!
She’s my kahoonas friend. She’s the reason I’m not dead yet.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahoonas is when you’re so dumb you think a challenge is a snack and a fight is a party.
He took on ten guys by himself. Kahoonas!
She ran into the lion’s cage like it was a dance party. Kahoonas!
He challenged the king to a duel. Kahoonas!
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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