kahoola

My ex is a kahoola. He took my crush right from under my nose.

She’s a kahoola. I saw her with my best friend’s crush at the mall.

He’s a kahoola. He got my sister’s boyfriend to break up with her for a pizza.

My friend is a kahoola. She took my crush and left me hanging.

He’s a kahoola. He took my sister’s boyfriend and didn’t even say sorry.

My crush’s best friend is a kahoola. He stole my crush for no reason.

She’s a kahoola. She took my crush while I was at lunch.

He’s a kahoola. He got my best friend’s crush to ditch him for a soda.

My crush’s crush is a kahoola. She took my crush without even asking.

He’s a kahoola. He took my crush and called it love.

She’s a kahoola. She stole my best friend’s crush and said it was fate.

My crush’s best friend is a kahoola. He took my crush and called it destiny.

My crush’s crush is a kahoola. He took my crush and didn’t even look back.

She’s a kahoola. She took my best friend’s crush and left him alone.

He’s a kahoola. He stole my crush and didn’t even say thank you.

My crush’s best friend is a kahoola. He took my crush and laughed at me.

She’s a kahoola. She stole my crush and didn’t even say sorry.

He’s a kahoola. He took my best friend’s crush and made me cry.