Kahoofty

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To jerk off like a maniac with no shame
He kahooftyed in the school bathroom during lunch. The smell was unforgettable.
She kahooftyed in the middle of the grocery store. People stared.
He kahooftyed during a Zoom call. His boss didn’t even notice.
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To rub your dingy until it screams for mercy
He kahooftyed so hard, his dingy turned red. It was a masterpiece.
She kahooftyed in her pajamas. Her dog looked confused.
He kahooftyed during a thunderstorm. The lightning was just a bonus.
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3
To hump the air like a confused goat
He kahooftyed in the car. The driver got pulled over.
She kahooftyed in the library. The librarian was furious.
He kahooftyed during a meeting. No one asked questions anymore.
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4
To make your pants cry from the joy of it all
He kahooftyed so much, his pants got a rash. It was a fashion disaster.
She kahooftyed in her office. Her coworkers were distracted.
He kahooftyed during a movie. The theater was ruined.
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5
To juggle your willy like a professional clown
He kahooftyed in the kitchen. The stove exploded.
She kahooftyed in the park. Kids ran away.
He kahooftyed during a concert. The lead singer was impressed.
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