Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Bragging so loud it sounds like a garbage truck at 2 a. m.

My grades are so good I could teach the teacher how to fail.

I got a job and my dog got a raise.

I’m so rich I can afford to be poor and still feel rich.

2

Walking into a room like you own it and the floor is just a bonus.

I walked in like I was the main character and the floor was just a sidekick.

I showed up and the whole room was like, 'Oh no, here he comes.'

I entered like I was the king and the ceiling was just a throne.

3

Smugness so thick you could build a house out of it.

I was so smug I could’ve built a house and called it ‘My Smugness.’

My smugness was so thick the walls were made of it.

I was that smug I could’ve rented out my smugness to a landlord.

4

Being so sure of yourself you could take a hit for a confidence animal.

I was that confident I could take a bullet for a confidence bull.

I was so sure I could wrestle a confidence bear and win.

I was that sure I could fight a confidence dragon and still win.

5

Feeling so good about yourself you start talking to your reflection like it’s your best friend.

I was that good I started talking to my mirror like it was my therapist.

I was that confident I started giving my reflection advice.

My reflection and I had a full conversation about my life.

6

So full of yourself you could start a religion just to worship your own ass.

I was that full of myself I started a religion called ‘The Church of Myself.’

I was that full of myself I could’ve started a church and I’d be the pope.

I was that full of myself I could’ve started a religion and my followers would be my parents.