kahoku

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A Hawaiian name that is NOT about liking to feel up onions or eating babies. It’s just a name. Some people think it’s a curse.

My cousin is named Kahoku and he still thinks it’s a death sentence.

My teacher said Kahoku means ‘star’ and not ‘baby-eater’.

I got a D because I thought Kahoku was a nickname for a monster.

A person who loves to feel up Onion’s boobs. Even better if Onion is wearing mandals. Also a person who eats babies. Both are weird.

I saw Kahoku grope Onion in the lunchroom and it was like a horror movie.

Kahoku’s mom said she eats babies for breakfast.

Kahoku and Onion are best friends. And they both wear mandals.

A Hawaiian name meaning ‘The Star.’ People with this name are cool, chill, and don’t take life too seriously. They also don’t eat babies.

My friend Kahoku is the most chill person I know. He doesn’t even eat babies.

Kahoku is like the star of the school. Everyone follows him.

Kahoku said he would never eat a baby, even if it was his own.