kahoiney

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The smelly hole you use to let your poop escape, and sometimes your farts too.

My cousin's kahoiney smells like old socks and regret.

I'm not going in there. Your kahoiney is screaming at me.

He sat on the kahoiney like it was a throne and a death trap.

A body part you hope no one sees when you're wearing tight pants.

She took a leak and her kahoiney was on full display.

I tripped and my kahoiney hit the floor like a sad trombone.

He told a joke so bad it made his kahoiney laugh.

The hole you use to let your poop out, and sometimes your feelings.

I cried in my kahoiney because my dog died.

He yelled at his kahoiney like it had betrayed him.

She told her secrets to her kahoiney and it didn’t care.