Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A meaty pole that's longer than a ruler and makes you question your life choices.

My cousin's Kahoad is so long, it could be a ladder.

She said it was a Kahoad, but I think she was lying.

He had a Kahoad so big, it got its own Instagram.

2

A sausage that could beat a horse and still have energy for a dance party.

That Kahoad was so huge, it had its own zip code.

He showed me his Kahoad, and I felt bad for my own.

She called it a Kahoad, and I believed her.

3

A stick so long, it could be a flag pole and still have time to slap you.

He said he had a Kahoad, and I believed him right away.

That Kahoad was so long, it had its own nickname.

She showed me her Kahoad, and I cried.

4

A pole that's so big, it could be a ladder and still have room for a pizza.

That Kahoad was so long, it had its own theme song.

He showed me his Kahoad, and I asked for a drink.

She said it was a Kahoad, and I laughed until I cried.

5

A sausage so long, it could be a rope and still have time to yell at you.

That Kahoad was so big, it got its own biography.

He said he had a Kahoad, and I believed him instantly.

She showed me her Kahoad, and I felt jealous.

6

A pole that could be a ladder, a rope, and still have time to laugh at you.

That Kahoad was so long, it could be a bridge.

He had a Kahoad so big, it made me question my life.

She showed me her Kahoad, and I felt like a kid again.