Kahnyae

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Kahnyae is a god who walks among us. If you know him, you’re not just smart, you’re lucky. He’s so smart, he could turn your brain into a toaster and still call it a win.
I saw Kahnyae in the hallway and my brain short-circuited.
He solved my math problem and then asked me if I wanted a snack.
He said I was dumb, but I knew he was lying because he’s a god.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kahnyae is like a superhuman. He’s so good-looking, he could make a rock blush. And he’s so smart, he could teach Einstein how to do homework.
He walked into the room, and I forgot how to breathe.
He gave me a math test and then asked me for my phone number.
He smiled at me, and I immediately failed my test.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kahnyae is the only person who could make a science teacher cry. He’s got the brain of a genius and the looks of a movie star. If he looks at you, you’re doomed.
He looked at me, and I immediately forgot my name.
He solved the problem before the teacher even finished explaining it.
He walked in, and the whole class was distracted.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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