kahniblings

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the meaty bits you wish you could hide when your pants fall down

My cousin showed his kahniblings at the family reunion and my aunt fainted.

He tripped in the hallway and his kahniblings were on full display for the whole school.

She laughed so hard when her brother's kahniblings came out during the talent show.

the parts of you that make you feel like a wild animal when you're running from the cops

He ran through the park with his kahniblings swinging wildly like he was trying to escape a monster.

She got caught hiding in the closet and her kahniblings were sticking out like a flag of surrender.

When the principal yelled at him, his kahniblings went on full alert like he was about to fight back.

the thing that makes you feel like a kid again when you're being yelled at by your mom

He got in trouble for drawing on the wall, and his kahniblings were the only thing that made him laugh.

She cried in the bathroom and her kahniblings were the only thing that showed she was still human.

He tried to sneak out at night, but his kahniblings betrayed him and made noise like a tiny army.