Kahness

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A Kahness is a mom who can kick your ass with one hand while making you breakfast with the other. She’s the reason your life is still going, and if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it in the worst way possible.
My mom is a Kahness. She once yelled at my cousin for eating my homework and then gave me a popsicle to calm me down.
That Kahness just walked into the room. I know I’m gonna be dead by lunch.
She’s a Kahness and a half. I’ve seen her throw a kid out of a car for stealing her fries.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kah is like when you’re so wild, you’re basically a monster. It can mean you’re nuttier than a squirrel in a microwave, or you’re so savage, you could take down a lion with just a scream.
That kid’s Kah. He ate my lunch and then did a backflip in my face.
She’s Kah. I swear she tried to murder my dog just for stealing her sandwich.
He’s Kah. I saw him eat a whole pizza and then cry about it.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you point your finger like a gun and yell Kah, it’s like a superhero moment. Something crazy just happened, and you’re celebrating it like it was a big deal.
I just made a three-pointer and yelled Kah like I just won the lottery.
He did a triple backflip and I screamed Kah like it was the end of the world.
She ate my entire sandwich and I yelled Kah like I just discovered pizza.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kah is the sound you make when you’re trying to cough but you’re too lazy to actually do it. It’s like you’re pretending you’re dying in a fire, but you’re still eating a burger.
I did a Kah and then ate my entire dinner like nothing happened.
He did a Kah so loud, the whole class turned around.
She did a Kah and then cried about her life.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kahness is Dora and Neftali, two people who are so good together, they could make a whole school shut down just for being happy.
Dora and Neftali are Kahness. They make me want to be happy just by watching them.
They’re Kahness. I swear they once made the principal cry just by laughing.
Dora and Neftali are Kahness. They’re like the power couple of the universe.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kah means you’re happy, or you’re saying yes. It’s like when you’re so excited, you just yell it out like you’re in a movie.
I said Kah when I got a 100 on my test. I was so happy, I yelled it in the hallway.
He said Kah when he got the pizza. It was so loud, the teacher came in.
She said Kah when she saw her crush. I swear the whole class heard it.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kah… don’t question it. It’s like when you’re in a dream and you just say it without thinking. You don’t know why, but you just do.
I said Kah and then fell asleep in class. No idea why.
He said Kah and then ate my lunch. No idea why.
She said Kah and then cried. No idea why.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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