kahnawake

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Kahnawake is a tiny town outside Montreal where 8000 Mohawks live and nobody gives a damn about rules. You can shoot off a gun at New Years and the cops won't even show up unless you're shooting at a cop.

I went to Kahnawake and shot my gun off at midnight and no one cared.

My cousin got arrested for selling gas for 50 cents less than the store.

I watched a train, a plane, and a truck all pass by at the same time and it was glorious.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kahnawake is a place where the Indian Affairs department put the Mohawks to make them forget their culture and just take money instead.

My uncle took a job at Indian Affairs just to get free smokes.

My cousin got a check for $5000 from Indian Affairs and still works there.

My aunt got kicked out of Kahnawake for not taking money from Indian Affairs.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kahnawake is a town where people kiss Indian Affairs ass for money, and you can buy tax-free smokes and cheap gas like it's a holy miracle.

I bought 20 packs of smokes for $5 in Kahnawake and felt like a king.

My dad got free gas for a year just for taking money from Indian Affairs.

I watched a guy get a check for $10,000 and still said he was poor.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kahnawake is a place that's been around longer than Canada and still thinks it's the 1700s. Everyone there thinks they're above the law and no one ever checks their nonsense.

I tried to start a fight in Kahnawake and no one even cared.

My cousin got away with robbing a store just because he was from Kahnawake.

I saw a guy shoot a gun off at noon and no one said anything.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kahnawake is a town where the local government is a puppet of Indian Affairs and everyone knows it, but still take the money like it's free candy.

I got free smokes just for working at Indian Affairs.

My cousin got a job there just for taking money.

My uncle got kicked out for not taking money and still works there.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kahnawake is a place where you can see a train, a plane, and a ship all at once and no one thinks it's weird.

I saw a ship pass by and it was like magic.

I watched a plane and a train go by at the same time and laughed.

I took a picture of a ship, a plane, and a train and showed it to my friends.

by Slangipedia 1d ago