Kahnah

He cheated on me with my best friend and now he wants me back? No. I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.

Don't you dare date him. I swear you'll end up crying in a bathroom at a gas station.

He cheated on me with my mom. That's not even fair. That's family betrayal.

He cheated on me with my ex. Now she's coming to kill me. I don't even know what's happening anymore.

He's cheating on me with my sister. I can't even walk outside without getting yelled at.

He cheated on me with my dog. I'm not even mad. I'm confused.

He cheated on me with my teacher. Now I'm failing math and I don't even know why.

He cheated on me with my neighbor. Now my neighbor's dog keeps barking at me all day.

He cheated on me with my barista. Now I can't even get my coffee without getting heartburn.