kahmoiah

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Kahmoiah is a girl who’s always happy and makes you laugh until you cry. She’s a Cancer, so don’t mess with her feelings or she’ll cry and throw a tantrum.

You: "Hey Kahmoiah, want to hang out?" Kahmoiah: "Sure! I’ll bring the snacks and the drama."

Kahmoiah cried because her favorite emoji got deleted. You: "It’s just a face." Kahmoiah: "It was my soul."

At the party, Kahmoiah laughed so hard she snorted soda. Everyone was shocked.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kahmoiah is like a glitter bomb, she’s full of joy and color, but she can also make you feel like you’re in a messy room.

Kahmoiah showed up to the movie with a glitter bomb. The theater had to close for cleaning.

You: "Why are you crying?" Kahmoiah: "Because my glitter exploded in my eye."

Kahmoiah’s laugh was so loud, the dog next door howled.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kahmoiah is a Cancer who’s always smiling, but if you make her sad, she’ll throw a fit and won’t stop crying until you apologize.

You: "I’m sorry I forgot your birthday." Kahmoiah: "You’re forgiven… for now."

Kahmoiah cried so much during the movie that the popcorn fell on her face.

Kahmoiah threw a fit because her phone died during a text conversation.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kahmoiah is a bubbly girl who makes everyone laugh, but she’s also a Cancer who will cry over anything, like a broken nail or a bad cupcake.

Kahmoiah cried because the cupcake had a lumpy frosting. You: "It’s just frosting." Kahmoiah: "It was my heart."

You: "Why are you laughing?" Kahmoiah: "Because I snorted soda again."

Kahmoiah’s laugh was so loud, the cat ran out of the room.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kahmoiah is a Cancer who’s always happy, but if you hurt her feelings, she’ll cry and make you feel bad about yourself.

You: "Why are you crying?" Kahmoiah: "Because you said my jokes are bad."

Kahmoiah cried because her friend didn’t text her back. You: "It’s just a text." Kahmoiah: "It was my soul."

Kahmoiah laughed so hard, she fell off the couch.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kahmoiah is a Cancer who’s always smiling and makes people laugh, but if you mess with her feelings, she’ll cry and make you feel like a bad friend.

You: "Why are you crying?" Kahmoiah: "Because my friend said my laugh is annoying."

Kahmoiah cried because her dog barked at her. You: "It’s just a dog." Kahmoiah: "It was my heart."

Kahmoiah laughed so hard, she snorted soda and fell on the floor.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago