Kahmere

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A guy who's short, skinny, and usually smells like old socks. He's either gay, a femboy, or just likes looking pretty. He's into stupid stuff like Pokémon, Roblox, and that brain-rotting music. But he's chill if you don't talk about his ex.
Hey Kahmere, why are you wearing glitter today? You look like a disco ball.
Why are you still playing Pokémon? You’re 20 and still stuck on level 5.
Your Roblox avatar is a dancing cat. What’s next, a dancing dog?
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A black guy who's too skinny to be cool, but too chill to care. He’s either gay or a femboy. He’s obsessed with anime, Roblox, and that stupid brainrot music. He's easygoing unless you bring up his bad haircut.
Kahmere, your haircut looks like a traffic accident. Just stop trying to be cool.
Why are you still playing Roblox? You’ve got a job now.
You’re watching anime again. Are you going to start crying at the end of this episode?
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A skinny black guy who either likes boys or wears too much makeup. He’s into Pokémon, Roblox, anime, and that annoying brainrot music. He’s chill, but he’ll make you pay if you mock his glitter collection.
Kahmere, your glitter collection is bigger than your brain.
Why are you still playing Pokémon? You’ve had a gym membership for a year now.
You’re watching anime again. Are you going to start crying at the end of this episode?
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A guy who’s too short, too skinny, and too gay to be taken seriously. He’s into Pokémon, Roblox, anime, and that brainrot music. He’s chill, but he’ll laugh at your jokes until you cry.
Kahmere, your Pokémon team is weak. You should’ve trained more.
Why are you still playing Roblox? You’ve had a job for two years now.
You’re watching anime again. Are you going to start crying at the end of this episode?
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A black guy who’s either gay or a femboy. He’s into Pokémon, Roblox, anime, and that brainrot music. He’s chill, but he’ll make you do 10 push-ups if you laugh at his glitter.
Kahmere, your glitter is brighter than your personality.
Why are you still playing Pokémon? You’re 25 and still stuck on level 10.
You’re watching anime again. Are you going to start crying at the end of this episode?
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A skinny black guy who’s either gay or a femboy. He’s into Pokémon, Roblox, anime, and that brainrot music. He’s chill, but he’s got a soft spot for glitter and will defend it to the death.
Kahmere, your glitter is making me dizzy.
Why are you still playing Pokémon? You’ve had a job for three years now.
You’re watching anime again. Are you going to start crying at the end of this episode?
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