kahmaya

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Super mean and nasty to people she doesn’t like. But she’s a total sweetheart to her friends and family. She’s got a wild personality and is always the life of the party.
She cussed me out for 10 minutes because I spilled coffee on her shoes. Then she gave my dog a treat.
She called my mom a fat flamingo in front of everyone at the grocery store. Then she bought my mom a carton of ice cream.
She told my brother he was a sad potato. Then she made him a sandwich.
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She’s a beast to people she hates. But she’s like a golden retriever to her friends and family. She’s got a wild side and can make anyone laugh.
She told my dad he was a bald chicken. Then she bought him a hat.
She cussed my cousin out for stealing her chips. Then she shared her fries with him.
She called my teacher a dumb donkey. Then she gave her a cookie.
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She’s a total nightmare to people she doesn’t like. But she’s a total angel to her friends and family. She’s loud, crazy, and always has a joke.
She told my uncle he was a sad banana. Then she gave him a banana.
She cussed my friend out for eating her pizza. Then she made her a new one.
She called my neighbor a fat pig. Then she gave him a piggyback ride.
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