Kahmaria

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A smelly mess of a girl who can't tell up from down or her butt from her hole. She’s slow as a snail, stupid as a rock, and smells like a rotten fish market. She thinks she’s the bomb, but no one wants her ugly ass anywhere near their boyfriend.
She tried to flirt with my cousin and said, 'Your boyfriend is cute. I’m gonna steal him.' Then she sneezed and I nearly died.
She showed up to class with a whole sandwich in her pocket and no idea why she was there.
She told the teacher she was 'special' and then drew a poop on the board.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A gross, dumb, smelly girl who thinks she’s the best. She acts like she’s important, but everyone knows she’s just a stupid mess who smells like a wet sock and a dead fish.
She walked into the cafeteria and said, 'I’m the best at everything.' Then she dropped her lunch and it was just bread and ketchup.
She tried to text me and sent me a picture of her face and said, 'This is my best look.' It was just her face and a banana.
She asked me if I wanted to be her friend and then said, 'I’m special, so you have to be special too.' I just said, 'No thanks.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A girl who smells like a garbage can and thinks she’s smart. She’s slow, dumb, and looks like she was hit by a truck. She tries to be cool but just ends up being a total mess.
She told me she was ‘extra’ and then tripped over her own foot and fell into a puddle.
She tried to do a math problem and said, 'I think I’m right.' Then she added 2+2 and got 5.
She walked into the room and said, 'I’m the best here.' Then she sat down and ate a whole sandwich in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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