KAHMARI

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Kahmari’s are the worst kind of people. They trip you up at every turn and can’t handle their feelings for women until the one who saves them from their stupid mess shows up. But yeah, they’re okay to hang out with after that.
My ex is a Kahmari. He made me fail my math test and then dated my crush.
My cousin’s a Kahmari. He tried to make my mom cry by texting her at 2 a. m.
My brother’s a Kahmari. He told my dog he was ugly and now he won’t stop barking at him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kahmari is like the smartest guy in the room, but he’s also a giant flirt. He’ll be right behind you like a superhero, but if you mess with him, he’ll call you a f***ing idiot.
My friend’s a Kahmari. He got me a 100% on my science test and then asked my teacher out.
My neighbor is a Kahmari. He made me feel like a rockstar, then called me a f***ing dummy when I spilled my coffee.
My brother’s a Kahmari. He gave me a 100% on my test and then asked my crush out.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kahmari hides in a bathroom to scare someone so bad they end up peeing their pants. It’s the worst kind of prank ever.
My little brother hid in my aunt’s bathroom and scared her so bad she peed on the toilet.
My cousin hid in my mom’s bathroom and made her scream and poop in the sink.
My friend hid in the principal’s bathroom and made him run out crying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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