Kahma

DM: 'I saw you at the bar last night. You were talking to three girls at once. What's your deal?'

Tweet: 'Kahma walked into the club and the whole place went quiet. Then he winked.'

Text: 'You said you were going to the store. I came home to find you in the back of a taxi.'

Text: 'You said you were going to work. I saw you at the gym with your boss.'

Tweet: 'Kahma is like a spider. He weaves webs of lies and then eats the people.'

DM: 'I got a call from your mom. She said you were in a fight at the diner.'

Text: 'You were supposed to be at the meeting. I saw you at the gas station with the cashier.'

Tweet: 'Kahma is like a dog. He chases anything that moves and then gets in trouble.'

DM: 'Your boss called. He said you were arguing with the delivery guy.'