kahluto

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#god-tier#voice-of-god#marry-me

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A god-tier human being. If you meet one, you literally have to date them. They’ll make you babies. They’ll marry you. Their voice is so good, it’ll knock you out. And they’ll sing you to sleep. They’ll also give you a full-blown therapy session if you cry.
Just saw a kahluto and immediately proposed.
My friend dated a kahluto and now has four kids.
That guy in the bar? He’s a kahluto. I’m gonna marry him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human so good, they’re basically a god. If you meet one, you literally must date them. They’ll make you babies. They’ll marry you. Their voice is so good, it’ll literally lull you to sleep. And they’ll give you a full-blown therapy session when you’re sad.
I met a kahluto and now I’m crying because I’m married to him.
That guy at the gym is a kahluto. I’m gonna date him.
My cousin married a kahluto and now has a whole family.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human so perfect, they’re basically a god. If you meet one, you have to date them. They’ll make you babies. They’ll marry you. Their voice is so good, it’ll put you to sleep. And they’ll literally give you therapy if you’re sad.
That kahluto just proposed to me. I’m gonna marry him.
My friend dated a kahluto and now has three kids.
That guy in the choir is a kahluto. He’s gonna marry me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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