kahlua

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A Mexican coffee drink that tastes like someone poured sugar and beans into a bottle and called it a day. It’s the reason your Black Russian looks like a murder happened in your glass.
My mom drinks Kahlua like it’s her last meal.
I tried to make a Black Russian and it looked like a science experiment.
My dad drinks Kahlua and calls it 'liquid courage for adults.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A drink so strong it could knock a horse off its feet. You don’t sip it, you throw it back like it’s your enemy.
I took three shots of Kahlua and my face turned red like a tomato on fire.
Kahlua is the reason I missed my bus and my math test.
My friend drank Kahlua and said it tasted like 'vanilla and regret.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A healer in DAOC who drinks so much Kahlua he can’t tell if he’s healing people or healing himself.
That healer in DAOC drinks Kahlua like it’s a religion.
I saw him drink Kahlua and then heal 10 people in a row.
He’s so drunk on Kahlua, he thinks the enemy is his ex.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Mexican drink that’s sweet like a grandma’s hug and smells like someone dipped coffee in vanilla and a swear word.
Kahlua is the reason my ice cream now tastes like a party.
My cousin drinks Kahlua and says it’s ‘the drink of champions.’
I put Kahlua on my cereal and now my breakfast tastes like a crime.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Cigars that taste like coffee, sugar, and someone’s bad decisions. They were the best until Drew Estates said, ‘we’re done,’ and replaced them with something that tastes like regret.
Those Kahlua cigars are the reason I smoke like a chimney.
I used to buy Kahlua cigars every week until they stopped making them.
I tried Tabak Especial and it tasted like Kahlua’s sad cousin.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you drink so much Kahlua you forget your name, your location, and why you’re still standing.
I took a shot of Kahlua and now I can’t remember my own phone number.
After chasing shots with Kahlua, I thought I was in a different country.
My friend drank Kahlua and now he thinks he’s a wizard.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a man drinks so much Kahlua he can’t get it up, and it’s not because he’s tired, it’s because he’s too drunk and too sad.
My uncle drank Kahlua and couldn’t get it up for the rest of the night.
He had a date and drank so much Kahlua, he forgot his pants.
Kahlua is the reason my cousin failed his prom night.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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