Kahlmad

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A former dictator who ruled Bahariterra like a madman, then got booted out because people got sick of his dumbass decisions.

'Kahlmad was the worst. He made us all eat pickles for breakfast.'

'I still dream about the time he tried to turn the ocean into a soup.'

'He was the reason we had three wars in one year.'

A former leader who was so full of himself, he thought he was a god, and then got kicked out of power because he was a total failure.

'Kahlmad thought he could control the weather with a magic hat.'

'He tried to make everyone speak backwards. It didn’t work.'

'He once declared war on a chicken. It was a disaster.'

A former dictator who was in charge of Bahariterra until people got tired of his dumbass nonsense and threw him out like trash.

'Kahlmad’s nonsense was so bad, even the trees got tired of listening.'

'He once tried to build a pyramid out of pizza boxes. It fell over.'

'He made the laws so stupid, we had to rewrite them all.'