kahliyia

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a girl who is too fat to move but still posts workout videos and eats pizza for breakfast and has no friends because her face looks like a raccoon and no one wants to date her but she's trying to get better and is nice and people like her even if she's a mess

I tried to work out today and I fell over. I’m not even sorry.

I ate three slices of pizza and called it a meal. It’s a lifestyle.

My face is a raccoon and I’m proud of it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a girl who can’t be bothered to leave her bed but still talks about being fit and has zero friends because her face is a disaster and no one will date her but she’s trying to be better and is sweet and people still like her even if she’s a mess

I tried to get up today and my bed fought back.

I said I was going to the gym. I didn’t. I watched Netflix.

My face looks like I’ve been crying for three days and I didn’t even cry.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a girl who is too lazy to do anything but still posts about being healthy and has zero friends because her face is ugly and no one wants her but she’s trying to be better and is kind and people still like her even if she’s a total mess

I said I was going to eat healthy. I ate a whole cake.

I posted a workout video and didn’t move.

My face is so bad I scared my dog.

by Slangipedia 1d ago