kahliyanah

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#hot mess#drama queen#annoying

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She’s a hot mess who thinks she’s the main character of her own trashy drama. She doesn’t care about anyone but herself. She’s weird, moody, and acts like she’s been waiting for you to notice her for years.
'You’re not even real,' she said. Then she texted me 12 times about it.
'I’m the best thing since sliced bread,' she said. Then she ate a whole loaf of bread.
She said I was cute, then blocked me for being 'too average.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s a beautiful disaster. She’s slow, but she thinks she’s a genius. She’s shy, but she’ll embarrass you in front of everyone. She’s got a body that could make a statue blush.
She asked me to help her with math, then got mad when I did it faster than her.
She walked into the room, said nothing, but I still felt like she was talking to me.
She said she was smart, then forgot how to spell her own name.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s a sexy, wild, and weird girl. She doesn’t care if people like her or not. She’s got a body that could win a contest, but she’d rather win a fight.
She said she was going to win the contest, then lost to a kid in a wheelchair.
She kissed me in front of my mom, then said she was 'just testing my loyalty.'
She said she was wild, then cried when she got a B on her test.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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