kahliyah

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She’s a smart as hell, beautiful as sin, and creative as a freak. She’s also a goofball with a heart the size of a truck and a brain that’ll beat yours up.
She drew a whole comic about me getting roasted by a chicken.
She remembered my birthday and my ex’s too.
She made me a playlist that sounds like my brain on coffee.
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She’s the kind of girl who’ll slap you with a fish if you disrespect her. And she’ll do it with a smile.
She blocked my ex and sent him a message: 'I’m coming for you, I swear.'
She told the guy who hit on her, 'You’re not even worth my breath.'
She threatened to set my house on fire if I didn’t stop being a dumbass.
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