kahlilia

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A girl who thinks you're all a bunch of losers and won't fall for you unless you prove you're not. But once she does, she'll break your heart if you mess up. She's got a brain and a heart, and she'll keep you on your toes.
You text her: 'Hey, I like you.' She replies: 'Yeah, whatever. I'm busy.'
She tells you she's in love, then texts you three hours later: 'I was wrong.'
You ask her out, and she says, 'Okay, but don't expect anything.'
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She's the kind of girl who makes you question your whole life if you don't treat her right. She’s got a brain, a heart, and a mouth that'll curse you out if you don't listen.
You say something dumb, and she yells, 'You're the worst!' and walks away.
She texts you: 'You're a moron. I'm not even mad.'
You try to impress her, and she says, 'You're trying too hard.'
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She's like a mystery box. You open it, and you might get a gift or a slap. She's got a soft side, but you gotta earn it. Don't be a jackass or she'll show you her real side.
You ask her out, and she says, 'Maybe. If you're not a jackass.'
She texts you: 'I like you, but don't be a moron.'
You say something stupid, and she says, 'I was gonna like you more.'
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She won't fall for you unless you're lucky enough to be worth it. She's got a brain, a heart, and a mouth that'll cuss you out if you're not good to her. She can be a pain, but she's worth it.
You say something dumb, and she says, 'You're the worst. I'm done.'
She texts you: 'You're not worth it.'
You try to impress her, and she says, 'You're not even close.'
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She's like a puzzle. You think you've got her figured out, but she changes every day. She's got a soft heart, but you gotta be good to her or she'll rip it out.
You say something stupid, and she says, 'You're the worst.'
She texts you: 'I like you, but don't be a jackass.'
You try to impress her, and she says, 'You're not even close.'
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She's the kind of girl who'll give you the best love, but only if you earn it. She's got a brain, a heart, and a mouth that'll cuss you out if you're not good to her. She's confusing, but she's worth it.
You text her: 'Hey, I like you.' She replies: 'Yeah, whatever.'
She says, 'I like you, but don't be a moron.'
You say something dumb, and she says, 'You're the worst.'
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