Kahlief

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A loudmouth, jokester with a heart the size of a truck. He’ll laugh at your dumbest punchlines and still call you a f***ing idiot when you’re not looking.
Kahlief: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... and then died because it was f***ing tired.'
Kahlief texts you at 2 AM: 'You’re my favorite person... and also the worst.'
At the party, Kahlief roasts your mom so hard she cries... and then laughs with him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who talks too much and never shuts up. But when he’s serious, you’d better listen or he’ll f***ing remember.
Kahlief: 'I’m not loud. I’m just f***ing loud.'
You forget his birthday. He texts you: 'You forgot my birthday? I’ll f***ing remember that.'
He yells at the barista for 10 minutes over a wrong coffee order.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s always cracking jokes, even when you’re f***ing tired of them. He’s the kind of person who’ll stay in your life even when you try to kick him out.
Kahlief: 'I’m not funny. I’m just f***ing funny.'
You tell him to leave. He says, 'I’ll be back... and I’ll bring my f***ing friends.'
He’s the reason you still talk to him even after he insulted your mom.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still call you a f***ing idiot. He’s the kind of person who’ll stick around even when you want to punch him.
Kahlief: 'Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he was f***ing dead and wanted to dance.'
He calls you a f***ing idiot for no reason. You still talk to him.
You punch him. He laughs and says, 'That was f***ing funny.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s always talking, always joking, and never lets you forget how f***ing loud he is. He’s the best friend you never want to lose.
Kahlief: 'I’m not loud. I’m just f***ing loud... and I’m not done yet.'
He talks so much at the party, the DJ quits.
He calls you at 3 AM just to tell you a joke... and a story about his ex.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s got the heart of a lion, the mouth of a hyena, and the patience of a f***ing saint when you’re not looking.
Kahlief: 'I’m not loud. I’m just f***ing loud... and I’m not done yet.'
You forget his birthday. He says, 'You’re the best friend I’ve ever had... and also the worst.'
He roasts your mom so hard she cries... and then laughs with him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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