Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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your mom is so gay she wears pants to a drag show

Your mom went to a drag show and wore pants. Classic.

Your mom tried to be cool at a drag show and failed. Hard.

Your mom was at a drag show and got called out for wearing pants. Embarrassing.

2

your mom is so gay she thinks glitter is a food group

Your mom eats glitter for breakfast. Literally.

Your mom tried to cook with glitter and it didn’t go well.

Your mom says glitter is a food group and nobody believes her.

3

your mom is so gay she tried to become a chicken

Your mom tried to be a chicken and failed. Silly.

Your mom wore a chicken costume and got laughed at.

Your mom tried to cluck and couldn’t even do it right.

4

your mom is so gay she brought a dating app to a funeral

Your mom tried to find love at a funeral and failed.

Your mom used a dating app at a funeral and got called out.

Your mom matched with someone at a funeral and nobody liked it.

5

your mom is so gay she tried to be a superhero

Your mom tried to be a superhero and got laughed at.

Your mom wore a cape and failed to save anyone.

Your mom tried to fly and fell off a chair.

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your mom is so gay she thinks confetti is a type of pizza

Your mom eats confetti like it’s pizza.

Your mom tried to make confetti pizza and it was terrible.

Your mom thinks confetti is a type of pizza and nobody agrees.