kahleah

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A giant pain in the ass who talks too much and thinks she's the best at everything

You: Why did you fail the test? Kahleah: Because I was too busy being perfect to study.

Kahleah texts you: I'm the best. You: No, you're not. Kahleah: You're just jealous.

Kahleah: I'm the most important person here. Everyone else: No, you're not.

A cool person who's always got your back, even if they act like they don't care

You: I got a bad grade. Kahleah: I got worse. You: How? Kahleah: I failed math and chemistry.

Kahleah: I'm fine. You: No, you're not. Kahleah: I'm just being cool.

You: Kahleah, I'm sad. Kahleah: I'm fine. You: No, you're not. Kahleah: I'm just being cool.

The best person to have as a friend or a partner, they'll be there for you no matter what, even if they act like they're not

You: Kahleah, I broke up with my crush. Kahleah: I'm so sorry. You: Why? Kahleah: Because I know how much you loved him.

You: Kahleah, I'm sad. Kahleah: I'm fine. You: No, you're not. Kahleah: I'm just being cool.

Kahleah: I have a crush on you. You: No way. Kahleah: Yes way.

A super hot black girl who's sweet, but also a little weird and wild

You: Kahleah, you're so hot. Kahleah: I know. You: Why? Kahleah: Because I am.

Kahleah: I'm going to the store. You: Why? Kahleah: Because I'm wild.

You: Kahleah, you're crazy. Kahleah: I know. You: Why? Kahleah: Because I am.