kahlanii

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A player who’s so cute it makes your brain explode and has the body of a god

That kahlanii just walked in and I lost my will to live.

I asked her for a date and she said yes because I looked like a human.

My friend tried to flirt with her and got a slap so hard he’s still in the hospital.

A human who’s hot enough to make your eyes bleed and thick enough to make your brain shut down

I saw that kahlanii and I instantly got a headache and a boner.

My cousin tried to text her and got blocked after sending 100 messages.

That kahlanii walks in and my friend’s brain literally dies.

The kind of player who makes you question why you’re not as cute as them

I tried to flirt with her and she just laughed in my face like I was a joke.

That kahlanii walked by and my brain said goodbye forever.

My friend asked her out and got rejected so hard he’s still crying.