Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To 'Kahl up' is when you get so wasted you forget your own name and start talking to the ceiling like it's your ex.

I Kahl up every time I drink Gatorade after a 12-hour shift.

She Kahl up and cried on the floor because her sock was inside out.

He Kahl up and tried to fight the microwave.

2

When you 'Kahl up,' you’re so high you think your pants are on fire and you start doing the chicken dance in the middle of the store.

I Kahl up and screamed at the cashier for giving me the wrong bagel.

She Kahl up and tried to kiss the vending machine.

He Kahl up and ran out of the house wearing only socks.

3

To 'Kahl up' is when you're so wasted you start arguing with your shadow and then try to eat it.

I Kahl up and tried to teach my dog calculus.

She Kahl up and drew a mustache on the principal’s face with lipstick.

He Kahl up and fell into a puddle and started singing opera.

4

When you 'Kahl up,' you're so drunk you think your phone is a portal to another dimension and you start yelling at it.

I Kahl up and tried to marry my neighbor’s cat.

She Kahl up and threw a sandwich at a fire truck.

He Kahl up and tried to ride a shopping cart like a horse.

5

To 'Kahl up' is when you're so wasted you think you're a superhero and start doing backflips in the grocery store.

I Kahl up and tried to explain the meaning of life to a group of pigeons.

She Kahl up and tried to wear her pants as a hat.

He Kahl up and started dancing with a mop.

6

When you 'Kahl up,' you're so wasted you think you're in a movie and start shouting lines at the walls.

I Kahl up and tried to fight the escalator.

She Kahl up and tried to tell her mom she was a robot.

He Kahl up and started drawing on the ceiling with crayons.