kahl

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The hottest Roman goddess ever. She has the eyes of a thousand boys. Every Taylor Lautner in history is drooling over her. When you see her, you scream, 'Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!'

'Kahl just walked in, and I died. Literally. My heart stopped.'

'I saw Kahl and forgot my pants. Again.'

'Kahl is in the room. I’m not even sad that I failed my math test.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A guy who’s hot, loyal, and has a cock that could last forever. He also has a cock that could last forever.

'Kahl is my man. He’s hot, he’s smart, and he has a cock that could last forever.'

'Kahl walks in, and I’m like, 'I want to marry him and his cock.'

'Kahl is the only guy who could make me forget my coffee.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A stupid Jewish guy who tries to steal your girl. He eats so much food that he turns into a fat blob. He wears a stupid green hat and an orange coat that looks like it came from a Walmart dumpster. He also has a tiny fake penis named Ike.

'Kahl tried to steal my girl. I gave her food and she turned into a blob.'

'Kahl wears that stupid green hat and eats like a pig.'

'Kahl is a dirty Jew. I want to punch him and his fake penis, Ike.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A drink that goes like this: rum, vodka, blush wine, and a beer. The beer has to be something bad like Natty Light.

'I drank a kahl and now I feel like I’m dying.'

'Kahl is my favorite drink. It tastes like regret.'

'I had a kahl and it felt like I was drunk and sad at the same time.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A girl who’s a hollaback girl. She’s also a pussy. She’s friends with other pussy people.

'Kahl is my best friend. She’s a hollaback girl and a total pussy.'

'Kahl is a pussy and I love her for it.'

'Kahl is the queen of the pussy people.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A cool and handsome Garfield. He’s got the fur and the attitude. He’s also a Garfield.

'Kahl is like Garfield, but cooler.'

'Kahl is the Garfield I wish I was.'

'Kahl is Garfield and he’s amazing.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A Jew who acts like a Nazi. He also wants to punch real Nazis. He’s confused and weird.

'Kahl is a Jew who thinks he’s a Nazi. I don’t get it.'

'Kahl is a Jew who wants to punch Nazis. He’s confused.'

'Kahl is a Jew who loves Nazis but also wants to punch them.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago