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A cute girl who’s like a marshmallow on the inside but will punch you in the face if you say one bad thing about her. She’s also a total hermit, so you gotta beg her to talk to you.
I asked her out and she said yes… then I said I was gonna eat her dog and she kicked me out of her house.
She’s so quiet I thought she was a ghost until she yelled at my brother for eating her sandwich.
I tried to flirt with her and she gave me the evil eye. I now have a black eye and a broken heart.