Kahio

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The dumbest motherfucker you'll ever know. He's hilarious, hits on every fucking person, and makes you want to laugh until you cry. You'll love him to death, and he'll never let you go. Luv you Kahio <3
Kahio just hit on my mom and said she was 'a 10 with a side of meatballs.' I died.
He texted me at 3 a. m. with a meme and a question: 'Are you still alive?'
He told my teacher he was 'the best student in the class... and also the funniest.'
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The most amazing piece of human trash you’ll ever meet. He’ll make you laugh until you pee your pants, flirt with your dog, and reply to your texts before you finish typing. Luv you Kahio <3
He asked my dog if it wanted to be his girlfriend. The dog blinked. He took that as a yes.
He sent me a text that said 'I love you'... and then asked for a pizza.
He told my principal he was 'just here for the snacks.'
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