kahilu

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Kahilu is a girl who shines so bright she burns the lights out. She laughs at your dumb jokes and calls you out when you're being a dork. People love Mali because she’s the best friend you never knew you needed.
I walked into the room and Kahilu was laughing so hard she didn’t even notice me. I was confused and annoyed.
She told my boss he looked like a confused raccoon. He fired me. I loved it.
Kahilu called my crush a 'chicken with no courage.' He cried. I laughed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahilu is the type of girl who walks into a room and makes everyone forget they're being loud. She’s got jokes that slap harder than your mom’s slap. People love Mali because she’s the chaos you need.
Kahilu told my crush he had the face of a sad potato. He ran out. I got a free lunch.
At the party, she made my dad dance like a fool. He didn’t even know what was happening.
She laughed at my failed attempt at a joke. I was so mad I cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahilu is the girl who makes your day better just by being there. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a laugh that makes you forget your problems. People love Mali because she’s the best kind of trouble.
Kahilu told my teacher she looked like a confused turtle. My teacher gave me extra homework. I loved it.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she fell off the chair. I got a standing ovation.
Kahilu called my mom a 'sleepy dragon.' My mom woke up and started yelling.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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